50-hour week The stress is killin’ me I don't want to die at the plant Goodbye Bryan Smith Cardiac arrest while he was standing his shift The things we do for money ain’t very funny Get paid $50 an hour to sit on your ass Mark Decoto, my former shift partner An avid runner who died of COVID Die, die, die at the plant (I don't wanna) die at the plant Sitting is the worst thing you can do for your health Homer Simpson profession to acquire wealth We do it day and night 12 hours at a time Trying to support your family, and then you fuckin’ die Vance Salvidor, and Craig Osbourn and Sam Pack are dead Jamie Griep, Korki Bracisco power plant OGs who are now deceased Die, die, die at the plant (I don't wanna) die at the plant Nh3, 4160, 230 kv, sulfuric acid Work so damn much See your coworkers more than your wife Those things are deadly, but not the way you die Instead it's working night number five "I was just trying to get ahead" Now you're fuckin' dead

Go to type in your phone number, finish and pay now a survey? Call the insurance company or the bank No one gives a fuck about your stupid survey Employee survey at work We're not paid enough, I agree with you The survey says, fuck you Fuck your survey, fuck your app Make me use my phone number every time I go out to eat Go to a bar but can only order on my phone? Analytically tracking your staff Take that survey and shove it up your ass I'll give you all zeros, just leave me alone Hipster doofus who can't interact Tells me to, "Download the app" Rest in peace Ray Combs, he'd be rolling over in his grave The other Family Feud host in the Running Man The survey says, fuck you Ask for a tip but you didn’t do shit, you handed me a bag 20% oughta do, not a survey of your waiter's performance The survey says, fuck you

[Lake County Fair promo - Painseville, OH] The shitty fair is in town again Carnies are coming with it The rides were assembled by some methed-out carny fuck Your kid got flung out across the parking lot Step right up for a game you can't win Shut the fuck up toothless inbred Win a stuffed toy made in a sweatshop Wouldn't be sold at the Dollar Store, but cost you 20 bucks Carny phobia The zipper the dipper, you dropped out of high school I really don't want your one-tooth bad breath in my vicinity Go check out the live stock, fuck the stupid fair Take a bath you carny fuck and go back to Alabam’ Demolition derby and high-speed races Inbred white trasher attendee hating all races Deep-fried bull shit and carny assholes You're a dreg of society Stop reproducing and earn your GED Fair games are rigged, you stupid inbred The Cali state fair fucking sucks I can't believe I drove to Crackamento for this Mullet-sportin’ carny fucks always harrasin' Carny phobia

We curve our hat brims in Northern Cali The best punk rock is made in Orange County Man I hate the fuckin' Dodgers Love to go on hikes in mother nature Hella love the waterfalls and the trees We like our beaches dreary and 50 degrees Desolate with no one for miles around We like our microbrews and wineries Bay Area traffic ain’t got shit on SoCal All the best punk rock is from L.A. Lookout ain't got shit on Epitaph Fuck the Lakers and LA Rams NorCal vs. SoCal They steal our water NorCal vs. SoCal Fuck the Dodgers NorCal vs. SoCal One giant state NorCal vs. SoCal In so cal it rarely rains Blue skies, desert and palm trees In NorCal we got clouds, mountains and sometimes snow We got the daylong fog off the coast We prefer the mota, not the blow Hollywood hopefuls from around the globe Pathetically pursuing acting and are beautiful Dudes and babes vs. bearded mountain men NorCal specializes in meth and heroin California gas prices so outrageous California's the most expensive state to live in NorCal vs. SoCal Mudslides and fakeness NorCal vs. SoCal Marijuana vs. meth NorCal vs. SoCal They want to be a star NorCal vs. SoCal SoCal failed actress shooting porn So if you're moving to California Let me caution you to not go south Northern Cali's got mountains and less traffic and not in a drought We ain't got no Spicoli fucks around here A giant pickup truck and a gun rack Cowbells and camo We're all in a rat race 40 million idiots live in the state Skid row homeless migrating north The Cali aqueduct is pretty dumb Fuck the Dodgers Fuck the Dodgers Fuck the Dodgers

Poor Bradley touring through Chico, CA His second-to-last show was played at the Brickworks May 1996 Shitty Chico junk made in a garage caused his overdose Chico heroin killed Bradley 1166 Palm Avenue The house I used to live in manufactured heroin In the '90s they tore down the garage Chico was the first to use fentanyl Chico heroin killed Bradley Sublime fans lit candles in Long Beach Slugging down Old E 40s Chico heroin killed Bradley

Abortion is banned, welfare is cut, outlaw birth control Reduce educational funds Making future generations dumb Social security’s running out, another tax season Fuck Uncle Sam, fuck Joe Biden 30 trillion dollar deficit Reproduction means taxes Another tax year, H&R Block Those motherfuckers can suck my cock 3k down the drain, no hidden fees $300 when I was told 150 Politicians won't change shit Their only focus is on getting re-elected Govern a woman's body, here comes an unwanted baby A future drafted soldier for tax money Reproduction means taxes Jizz on my W-2 Uncle Sam can suck my dick To the government... Fuck you [WWF sound clip]

Mr. Perfect and Rowdy Roddy Piper pounding brews at the bar Andre the Giant is chugging so hard Me and Ric Flair taking shots and saying, “Woooooo!” Tugboat, Yoko Ono, and Earthquake are taking up the bar Junkyard Dog is smoking crack Hulk Hogan is just praying and eating vitamins Million Dollar Man buys us a round Virgil passes them out I wanna drink with ’80s and ’90s WWF Superstars Closing down the bars I cheer as Macho Man flying elbow smashes cars Shoot some ’roids in my ass, and get pumped up Me and the Ultimate Warrior getting drunk The Warlord and Hercules arm-wrestling in the corner Bobby the Brain and Scary Sherri are making out Mankind and Terry Funk shooting Southern Comfort Dusty Rhodes and Goldust lean on the jukebox Koko B. Ware and his parrot, Frankie Singing Jerry Reed’s “The Bird” While Honky Tonk Man plays guitar Jake the Snake and Damian picking up weird goth chicks Ric Flair’s stripped down and performing helicopter kicks Mr. Fuji, Haiku and Kona Crush chugging saki IRS is doing taxes and drinking whiskey Jimmy Snuka chugs a beer and jumps off the sink The Mountie piggyback riding on the Iron Sheik Big Boss Man bonding with the bouncer Brutus the Barber is massaging Sgt. Slaughter’s head I wanna drink with ’80s and ’90s WWF Superstars Chug Sierra Nevada with Stone Cold and The Rock The Bushwackers and Hacksaw snortin' coke off a 2x4 Legion of Doom showed up too late, they had to paint their face Red Heron and Blue Blazer are playing air hockey It’s last call, Undertaker rings the bell Razor Ramon and Diesel are done playing pool I woke up, and it was just a dream I look down and I was sporting the Intercontinental Championship belt [WWF sound clip]

Fuck the algorithm The algorithm dictates what you see and is based on your likes and views The algorithm is all-seeing, all-knowing and brainwashing you Every picture you post, every Facebook like, every comment made is manipulated to shape your world views The algorithm is responsible for QAnon, school shootings, militias and hate groups online The algorithm caters to your political views and encourages you to comment with likeminded fake friends Who are also manipulated by the algorithm no matter the insanity The algorithm knows your birthday, relationship status, employment status and financial status The algorithm promotes fake reality, fake ideals and a fake sense of righteousness that has no basis at all We are all products of the algorithm, advertised to, manipulated to make the billionaires trillionaires The algorithm promotes family values based on your family posts, family tweets, family Instagram photos Fuck the algorithm The algorithm dictating what we buy Smart phones always listening can't escape if you try Your information bought and sold like a commodity Trying to cope in the year 2023 Computer programs tell us how to think Alexa and free surveillance we all volunteer The population's gone to sleep The prices have gradually increased Another school shooting ain't it sweet Inflation up your ass, the algorithm strikes again Algorithm built to bilk every last cent A population staring at their phone Fall in love with your operating system and never be alone Fuck the algorithm The algorithm crafted to keep you in debt by buying shit that you do not need The algorithm paid for by American companies, built for capitalists and deployed to target us Election results, war propaganda, conspiracy theories all focused on division of the people The algorithm built to fuck you, catering to your political affiliation, sexual orientation, creed, and social status The algorithm promotes infidelity based on your viewing of porn Sexy singles available near you! Scantily clad women on every site I go on The algorithm based on ones and zeros, becoming self aware to singularity Fuck the algorithm Fuck the algorithm we’re all easy marks Sign up for Facebook or Instagram, give it access to your microphone See an ad for what you just said pop up on your screen How did it come to this American scheme? Shrinkflation, as the algorithm is dictating The algorithm is coming for you, got a file stored away Its catalogued by your posts and likes TikTok views and what you buy Ready to move to the woods Get off the grid and end this bullshit Chat GPT and the algorithm combined in 2039 The world’s too hot to even go outside The only thing left to do is consume Fuck the algorithm A generation born and raised Social media shaping their personality No social skills, just slaves to their game Like minded brainwashed individuals to befriend Fuck the algorithm, being told what to believe Since birth your destiny determined by their likes

[Fight Club sound bite] Another day at work, glad I'm getting paid Tyler Durden had it right, buying shit that I don't need Home ownership slipping through the grasp of the world Another bank fails, as does digital currency Homeless on the streets high on fentanyl Overdose every day, no one gives a fuck at all They don't accept cash, only a card Whip out that plastic and swipe your life away Not even real, just a digital number The Internet goes down, no one can get cash Used to be backed by gold now it’s just ones and zeros They invested what little you had in a Ponzi scheme Hidden fees and you overdraft Smug bank employees just laugh Open a line of credit without you knowing The system is rigged and the 1% are gloating Before I was born, the system was rigged The ultra rich and the 1% took their hold with Reagan Manmade virus, get vaccinated, they own the world A superficial, manmade construct dictates your life Go to work, feel the stress, Just a number on a screen to give you security Do anything to be comfortable and provide for my wife Homeless line the streets, the future is bleak It's just paper

Jon said “let's go,” so I was in Nekrogoblikon had a twerking goblin The crowd was filthy, Jon never got boosted Planned to sit in the balcony, but it was closed Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show Why the fuck did we even go? Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show Metal weirdos need to take a shower Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show Dungeons and dragons disease-carrying nerds Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show Goatwhore actually shredded Extremely low turnout forced us in the pit I almost got fake blood on my shirt We left halfway through Gwar’s set It was too late, Jon had COVID Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show Blood-squirting props can't make this not suck Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show The single vaccine wasn't enough Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show The smell was so bad Gwar fans don't use deodorant Jon caught COVID at the Gwar show Jon couldn't beat the odds, he got the corona

I know I look suspicious, don't want to be here either Portland airport, about to shit my pants One stall open, the rest are full Unlike a dog, I won't make eye contact The human condition, give anything to be at home Nothing worse than public-shitting while on the road So disgusting, what's a man to do? Packed into a plane that smells like poo Here to take a shit, my only contribution Here to take a shit, my morning constitution Here to take a shit, toilet please don't overflow Only here to take a shit, I'm so despicable Here to take a shit, how did it come to this? Here to take a shit, why did I eat it? Here to take a shit, wish I could get over it I'd give anything to be at home [Anchor Man sound clip]

Urkel and Screech, Doogie and Jordy were nerds in the ‘90s but were cool The original nerds took their revenge circa '85 New generation ain't got no balls This Jocko punk dude wants to smash skulls Go to a bar, all the TVs have on anime and Pokémon Fuck the Big Bang, Sheldon and the Gang Fuck your laugh track, you think you’re so smart Now Young Sheldon, I hate the character and now two dumb shows Smash nerds, punch Sheldon in the face Smash nerds, I like Star Trek but not trekkies Smash nerds, it’s cool all of the sudden Smash nerds, in the ’90s you'd be thrown in a trash can In the ’90s they'd dunk your head in a toilet Throw you in a trash can and destroy your scientific calculator Texas Instruments can suck my dick Pocket protector and protractor Don't act smart if you dominate Jeopardy Jaleel White is secretly cool Got his own brand of weed Neil deGrasse Tyson is a dweeb Smash nerds, fucking stupid fucks Smash nerds, fuck your pocket protector Smash nerds

Mötley Crüe, Nirvana and Hendrix Self-destructed once they had a platinum hit Constant booze and drugs and groupie chicks Management douchebags and record executives Write a couple hits, girls show their tits Riding the wave and cashing in Music exploited for sales, you're a commodity Play a mega stadium every day of your life You wanted to be a mega star, but can't handle it When you’re number one, it all falls apart Every band member’s got an ego The music machine eats you up Music exploited for sales, by artists making art A drug addiction leads to overdose Join the 27 club Handlers and managers get their piece of the pie Shooting hard alcohol and heroin Everyone's fed up with your rock star bull shit They cash in on your songwriting and sucked your life away Your wife shoots you and uses your lyrics as a suicide note Courtney killed Kurt, who can you trust? Who's not in it for the money? Now no one really gives a shit, no CD sales, labels don't promote When you’re number one, your days are numbered A drug overdose is around the corner Everyone's blowin' smoke, you're on all the billboards Ticketmaster and K Rock make you play for free When you’re number one, you're just another rock and roll tragedy Be a legend and die young