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Wake up to an alarm, my mind is like a firearm, about to go off… because of the ill commute
I scratch my balls, I rub my eyes, so many of us can empathize… with the ill commute
Most by car, some by train, some rode wagons… for their ill commute
Go to school, get a job, buy a car… for your ill commute
Barely had a sip of coffee
My eyes are half open
Time to hit the open road
Except it’s not that open
Teenage driver on their phone
Hard to get into the zone
MILF putting on makeup
At every single stoplight
Looks like there’s a wreck ahead
I knew I shoulda stayed in bed
I hate those people in the express lane
Ooh, we express, go fuck yourself
The snow is flying
I’m essentially crying
The rain is falling
I’m essentially bawling
The sun is shining
I’m essentially blinded
I’m seeing red…
Tail lights everywhere
The speed limit’s 75, but you’re going 98
I’ve got an oxymoron for all you morons
You’re in a hurry to get to work?
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Sports leagues where kids don’t keep score anymore
Last-place ribbons given to your dysfunctional 8-year-old
Soaring deficits and uncontrollable debt
Your kid is born in to a life of shit
At least he won't be bullied, tell him he's a snowflake, another worker bee bred into mediocrity
There's no safe spaces in the real world, the future generations make me want to hurl
It the pussification of America, bow down and be careful what you say
It’s the pussification of America, teach your kids to never disobey.
Sense of entitlement, embrace the government's tit, politically correct while the world turns to shit
Common core math, failing public schools, teachers more concerned with your political views
Trump got elected, the kids need a day off, this damn election was just too stressful
Give me a break, the future's looking bleak, an entire generation told they're elite
Not allowed to drive alone until their 18, it's quite apparent as you share the road with me
Take a selfie at the stop light
The youth population can’t fucking drive
It’s the Pussification of America, total surveillance be careful what you say
It’s the pussification of America, every movie edited beyond belief
Accept mediocracy, mommy will take care of you a coddled little bitch our future president
More sensitive, more accepting, no real men will ever exist again
Does your child feel stressed?
Give him antidepressants, add some Ritalin he’ll make the dean's list
Let him play outside, just take him off his leash, bubble-wrapped youth
It is sickening
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Here we go!
Capitalism is the American way
Corporations making us their slave
Change the tax code to accommodate the CEO
Billionaires own the tax break
Corporate interests run the elections
American currency is number one
I’m an American piece of shit
I don’t deserve anything I get
I go to Costco and buy it all
Drink a craft beer (while others starve)
I am entitled to the max
Why won’t the world just relax?
Here comes another drone strike...
up your ass!
USA POS!
I think I’ll collect unemployment
Let’s all destroy the environment
Inflation separates the classes
Division separates the masses
Come on, let’s go out to eat
Step over homeless in the streets
Don’t you dare breathe on me
I prefer to exist in apathy
1…2…3!
Go to work just to get paid
Always buying shit that I don’t need
The algorithm is fucked up
Telling me what to purchase
Every day I monitor if my stocks go up
While the world starves
I’m an American piece of shit
Binge watching shows on Netflix
Live my life and acquiesce
Stuff my face at Panda Express
I’m not concerned with your problems
Frankly I could give two shits
As your depression multiplies
I’ll keep turning a blind eye
USA POS!
I can fix the U S of A
Let’s just frack and drill today
We all want cheaper gas prices
That’s the American way!
I don’t care that your country
Got invaded and pillaged
Cared for maybe a month
While you got bombed to death
Sorry I don’t see the wisdom
In our empty 2-party system
But I’ll still reap what you sew
Because that is all I know
Sure I’ll get what’s coming to me
But until then…
I’ll be more than content
Being an American… piece of shit!
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A Jihadist fuck, straps on a bomb and blows himself up
In the name of god, his motivation is 99 virgins in hijabs
A Christian redneck, homophobic and racist
My bible says being gay is wrong
Praise Jesus and polish my AR
Tax exemption what a fucking joke, the collection plate is passed they want your money
King James translation, an asshole's beliefs millions are duped all religion is tax free
No artifacts more than a thousand years old
The devil buried them to test our faith
Half your paycheck goes to Jesus
The priests vans don’t have any windows
Xenu the galactic overlord, you pray you will someday meet the pope
The TV Preacher is a scam artist, The Bible Network can Suck My Dick
It's gone on since the dawn of time, worship me and listen to stories of the afterlife
Work hard for a shitty wage, donate to the collection plate.
Scientology, Tom Cruise has lost his mind
An unbelievable scam, Pulled off in modern times
The loner sits off to the side, suddenly he has seen the light
All his questions have answers, all religions are a glorified cult
Priests aren’t allowed to have sex, do it anyway with 10 year old boys
That makes me wish hell exists
Child molesters should be tortured to death
Going door to door to get new members, who the fuck are you to tell me how to live?
This planet's going down the fucking toilet
Ignore your surroundings and dream of heaven
Dancing around holding up a snake, your immune to the venom because of your faith
Another scandal in the church, the original intention stories of morality
Donate money no matter what, human nature is totally fucked
The IRS takes half our paychecks, the president pays 15%
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Living life staring at a tiny screen
I gotta update my Twitter feed
Social media approval is all I need
Sport my Google Glass and my Fitbit, too
[Hey, how did Logan get into my room?]
This comment will get 1,000 likes
Laser Eye surgery perfected my sight
Brain implants boost my memory, being a cyborg is my dream
Sex robots are crafted in japan, no need for human interaction
Automation taking your job, technology will be society’s downfall
Surveillance drones in your backyard, protecting you for your own good
Put a chip in my arm, what's the wi-fi password?
Just keep me connected at all times
So I can Instagram my fake life
Seeking self importance from my friends online
We have short attention spans
Can’t live without my unlimited data plan
Elon install the neuro link, plug me into the net so I can never lose access
Future generations, genetically engineered, you can live forever in the metasphere
No internet connection is my biggest fear, the 21st century our future’s unclear
Hook me up with what comes next
Chromium skeleton and robot dick
The computers will soon be sentient
Super computing and artificial intelligence
Give me a barcode tattoo
It’s so cutting edge I can show all my friends
I just want to be a mandroid
I can’t wait until humanity’s destroyed
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released June 15, 2023
